bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

poe’s law

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

poe’s law

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

scullymemes:

free him

mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1

mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea